Kids… Need I say more.
Two three year olds were working on a craft. One took a colored, glitter glue that the other was going to use next. This upset the first monumentally. But when he realized the other was not going to return it, he stopped his fit and settled on words.
First: You’re a bad friend.
Second: Ooh. You said a bad word.
First: Noo. It’s not a bad word. It’s mean.
Second: No, it’s a bad word.
First: It’s mean.
Kids are always, unknowingly, providing entertainment. Silly things. 🙂